February 2012
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fartingcatsandrainbows replied to your photo: reasons why I don’t draw the carapaces as… Honey I think it’s time you went to bed yeah ok fine
Feb 28th
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[2/28/12 1:26:59 AM] Ace Richard: “slick” droog shouted removing his hat and his pants in one fell swoop. Slick turned around, his eyes shimmering with fear. “Can’t you see I’m busy being a mobster” Slick hissed, breaking deuces leg with his tongue. Deuce giggled. Droog shumbled over and pressed his hand agains slicks boing loins. “I am a yaoi. Lets...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“JUST BECAUSE I CAME ON YOUR TITS DOESN’T MEAN I LIKE YOU”
– spades miranda who hates clubs noella
Feb 28th
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I had a dream about sporty spice in a giant teddy bear costume jiggling beach balls in her tits and blowing bubbles while chewing 5 pieces of hubba bubba bubble gum and singing If you wanna be my lover. What the hell does that mean, Freud? 
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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baaaaaAAABIEEEEEEEESSSSSS
Feb 27th
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SPIKE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHRINKY DINKS ARE
SPIKE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHRINKY DINKS ARE
Feb 27th
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The perfect fanfiction
Romy and Miranda plan Andrew and Dante’s wedding the blog
Feb 27th
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Thomas: miranda
Thomas: lets just get you through college
Thomas: and find you a job
Thomas: and then when you retire
Thomas: you can take up needlepoint
Thomas: lets just start up your pension
Mirandabutt: ok
Mirandabutt: I'll be a little old lady by then
Mirandabutt: sitting in an old persons home
Mirandabutt: embroidering japanese animated child pornography
Thomas: and your grandchildren will come in
Thomas: saying
Thomas: "nana! nana! what are you making?"
Thomas: and jon will go
Thomas: "um, let's go look at my extansive nerf collection kids! Nana doesnt like to be bothered when she's emboirdering"
Mirandabutt: "awww yissss"
Mirandabutt: "you lick that ice cream pico"
Mirandabutt: "lick it"
Mirandabutt: "bene"
Thomas: I am imagining your old lady voice
Thomas: "ochinchin"
Thomas: in a granny voice
Feb 27th
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miranda rolling on the floor with jackie preshus honey baby bear presh us
Feb 26th
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Casually shows Christy Axe Cop
Everything is right in the world
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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CANNOT STOP WILL NOT STOP
Feb 26th
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IT ALSO COMES IN PONK
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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kaitcryingalonewithfictionalcats replied to your photo: wow I’m a huge loser  for a second I thought that was a dick but then I remembered sword….. spoiler it’s his dick
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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I used to have a room mate but then she started a new campaign in Skyrim
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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W3LL 1 TH1NK H1S SM3LL 1S 4BSOLUT3LY D3L3CT4BL3 (BUT B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3) (1 TH1NK MY F4VOR1T3 TH1NG 4BOUT H1M 1S H1S H34RT)
Feb 25th
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kaitcryingalonewithfictionalcats replied to your video: Kawaii college life: Solution Fuck yes. For some reason at first I thought you were ladeling out some sort of sugar, nail polish remover, and something else mixture….and I was just like…what the fuck are you guys doing…………. For the record our countertop currently holds: One empty box of sugar One container of nail polish remover One...
Feb 25th
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rordengrish replied to your post: Kawaii college life: Milk oh my god it’s like canada but worse OH MY GOD CHRISTY LOL
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Kawaii college life: Milk
So lately I’ve been too poor/cheap/lazy to go out and actually buy milk.  So I decided to start stealing milk from downstairs in the school cafeteria.  The problem is that milk goes bad if it’s not kept in an airtight container. And all we have is tupperware. So we put it in tupperware. And in tupperware it shall stay. The issue I now face is actually getting it out of the...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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“Yo have you ever used tequila as a magnifying glass”
– Dave Strider (aka Noella)
Feb 25th
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The bottom row is fucked to all hell right now but I actually use tooth black for all of my troll cosplays. Tooth black is the stuff used to make it look like you’re missing teeth/got your tooth chipped/knocked out. It’s found at most costume stores, probably party city. It’s about $8 a bottle, but it’s lasted me the past year and hasn’t run out yet. If you apply...
Feb 25th
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WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON (ok lol we are going to answer all the other questions and we got pictures for it we’re just going to stop taking more and get out of costume for the night lol, this was fun you guys are the best at dealing with our bullshit, hope you found it funny and I’ll be posting the rest when I edit it.)
Feb 25th
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I’M NOT KAWAII I’M MANLY AS HELL
Feb 25th
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WELL ABOUT THAT H3H3H3 TH3R3 W4S TH4T ON3 T1M3 WE’RE KIND OF- WHAT THE FUCK- actually theyre both dating this cool kid right here at the same time suck it I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONE BULGE RIGHT NOW
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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WELL APPARENTLY IT’S THESE FUCKING SCALEMATES H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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when people call me "tumblr famous"
princekarkat: SAME????? LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WUH
Feb 25th
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dovahtim: ATTENTION BALTIMORE HOMESTUCKS :> →
supuru: gaywalrus: suchdandylions: HI! My names Christy, and I’m a homestuck fan! Now that that’s out of the way, I’d like to bring the idea of a BALTIMORE HOMESTUCK MEET into the conversation. The tentative plan for this particular meet would be: Saturday, March 24th in Baltimore’s Inner… Rebloging for signal boost and because there are ruuuuuuuuuuuuules :U Miranda….u have to keep me...
Feb 25th
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